[Weird] Spam stuff

Thoughts from the "spam world", I like this kind of nice sentences that you find in spam:

sewayaku0momento58zensetsu,saimi shiromis.
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de.mayoBuenosAires5728,Bs.AsC1002ABL AR
biduurganger boooooring danglet clickchange eunomia
Dont put away your summer clothes just yet chhqmutrf
uwane0shitifuk59tutana,rongi tibitibi.
Old One eye can grow1"-3"

This one is also nice, a kind of "spam haiku":

Women
0n the block
Caughtin
Voy.eur
Behind closed doors

What is also funny is thsoe stories at the end of viagra spam:

The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle. The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??!" The chief continues, "Okay, were they doing anything else?" Lombard's leaping body stayed poised in mid-spring, then crashed heavily uwane0shitifuk59tutana,rongi tibitibi.

Or:

"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!" The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!" Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you. sewayaku0momento58zensetsu,saimi shiromis.